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The Conversationalist

There's never a dull moment with The Conversationalist.  He's got something to say about everything!  Raves, rants and everything in between.  Follow his column for ups, downs and the all arounds of life in the fast lane.

I'm writing this to help those who haven't yet realized that you won't sell your home for what you put in/have in it. It's just not going to happen right now.

I drive down the road on my way to work (thank God for some work) and all I see is empty houses, houses for sale, grown up yards where the bank that forclosed won't even mow the grass! It's horrible out there!  There are more for sale signs in front of homes now than I have ever seen in my life!  It's enough to make a grown man cry.

The reason for this article is some advice for those that have penny pinched and fretted over bills saving everything for the moment when they lose thier job. It is advice for those who STILL have thier home. Those that STILL have thier job(s).  I'm not being cynical to those who don't still have thier income and home, but this isn't for you. Some things couldn't be helped through this recession. The banks could have done more for you folks who have lost it all.

This is for those who have a for sale sign in front of your home trying to sell it so you can upgrade.  The banks just won't give the loans needed for such a purchase. Those that used to be able to get loans on spur of the moment can no longer do so.  I have acctually noticed that credit scores have dropped on individuals who haven't missed payments!

My advice to those mentioned with the for sale signs is to take those signs down!  Rip them up!  That's right, there is no sense sitting around waiting for some lucky couple to get a loan, if they even pick your house.  There are way too many houses out there that are bigger, nicer, newer, cleaner, and most of all, cheaper than yours!

Don't fret! This is a solution that will:

  1. Improve the value of your home
  2. Enlarge your living area(s)
  3. Eliminate waiting for aforesaid "lucky couple"
  4. Put to good use the house you already have

What I'm getting at is HOME IMPROVEMENT!  You can walk right in to your bank/credit union and they will give you a home improvment loan faster than green grass through a goose!

Where the banks won't do a home loan they will do a home improvement loan. You can add a bedroom, bathroom, new windows, siding, even a new roof, and bingo!  You have a way to move some things around in home. Redecorate and relandscape.  After a few weeks (depending on the size of your project) or so, you might as well have a new home.  Everything will be different.

You know it's up to you how you change your home after a good remodel.  Move your bedroom, change a few walls, and now your dining room is bigger!  Whatever you choose to do to your home, it has to be better than what it was.

  • Remember to choose your loan carefully. 
  • Don't get too much or too little.
  • Choose your contractor only after interviewing several. 
  • Don't pick one because they "seem" like they know what they are doing.  Ask for references and locations of previous remodels. 
  • Talk to previous customers face to face. Look at the work they have done.

Believe me, the time it takes to do all this, will save you in the long run.

Most importantly, sign a contract that has a payment structure that makes sense (i.e. $5000 down until phase 1 is complete ((removal and replacment of all windows and siding+)) the dollar amount, and work done are only examples). Don't give extra money to contractor UNLESS you have changed the plans and changing said plans requires an updated contract.

 I hope this is a solution for those who want change. I have been in this industry all my life (I'm 39) so if you have any questions or comments feel free to ask.

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Ok, I'm catching the weather on my local 3,9,12 free T.V. right?  Checking out to see what tomorrow might be like.  What do I get instead of, "It's going to rain for three minutes at 2:34 P.M."? 

You hear,"Today is going to be partly cloudy", or, "partly sunny."  There's a 50% chance of showers.  50% where? Am I in the 30% area?  Do I take shelter when there's an imminent tornado warning in 60% of the area?

They are so vauge in thier deiscription of the specific weather problem.  How hard can it be to just tell  the specific viewing area to disregard anything he says and just look at the damn radar yourself on THEIR website and figure out your own area's dangers!   Do the crazy news stations not realize that anyone with the slightest of technology can look at radar and see if they are danger? LOL!

I'm just saying, If we've already been outside (who does that?) or looked out the window, we KNOW what it looks like right now.  So what do we do?  We look at the doppler radar however we do it ( I use Weatherbug) and SEE it ourselves!  But if you're like me, I go ahead and look at the local weather forecast and get the same junk.

"Might get a shower after midnight.  Muggy with a low of 70."  The actual temp might be right but after midnight?  We need rain so bad and I'm so tired, how will I know that I got rain?  I won't.  Because the actual rainfall examples are sometimes a mile apart.  One got an inch and one got none.  Maybe they need to subsidise thier forecasts into  more localized forcasts?  I'm just rantin' anyway.  What do you think?

Ok, I hate to share this with the world, as only a small group of friends has ever wrapped their taste buds around it. It's a recipe I discovered 15 years ago in some nostalgic 60's magazine.     It took me 6 years to perfect it, but it's so simple (and fairly frugal) that making it will be a breeze for the most amateur of cooks.

The original recipe is nothing like my own rendition, and almost all the ingredients have changed. I even changed the name to personalize it and make it my own.  I know you will love it, and I'm sure those who have tasted my specialty will inspire you with nothing but ooo's and aaah's of delight.

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This year has been the worst year in forever for bugs. All kinds, not just flies, but flies have been plentiful everywhere. The biting ones eat me while I’m working and sweating, and you can’t beat them off of you. They land on your face, and buzz your ears searching for a place to light.

They ride along with you as you drive, landing on your arms and legs, and maybe your   face. I can’t stand this! We’re driving 45 -50 miles an hour, with the windows down.  They aggravate and annoy you, and somehow stay in the vehicle while you try to shoo them out. After you finally (luckily) get the little hitchhikers out, you stop at the store, and you have a car full all over again!

They seem to wait patiently outside your front door.  As soon as it’s opened, they zoom in to mate with your TV! 

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I was thinking today, "When it's hot like it's been for the past week or so, does everybody go crazy?"

I've noticed this might be true. I guess most people just want to be somewhere cool... in the air conditioning somewhere and in a hurry to get there.  Me too, although I don't have air.   Everybody does things they wouldn't normally do, I suppose...

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